got my flu shot today to flex on dying of preventable illnesses
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*holds hands, gets kissed, gets taken on dates, sleeps in his clothes in his bed, is explicitly told by him he likes me* yeah but does he like me
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You know that if scientists discovered we live in a simulation, people would just meme about it.
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My freshman year of college i had a professor that, on the first day of class, said to a student “oh, your name is Flutey? And youre a flute performance major? What a cruel trick played by god” and i still think about it
UPDATE SHES STILL AT IT
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movies seen in 2018 → BlacKkKlansman dir. Spike Lee
↳ “Ain’t this a bitch. If I would have known this was a Klan meeting, I wouldn’t have taken this motherfucking gig. Goddamn.”
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